Rupert alone find the bloody bikini that belonged to Tonya and as he discovers an egg a creature almost gets him. The next day things pick up, with Rupert and Rodney looking for Tonya and discussing how they should not call the police because Rodney would be suspect number one. They set up a scene that could be scary but instead Duke comes by with his witty one liners and ruins the mood. Creature from the haunted Sea is on the tube when Rupert find the drunken Rodney passed out but nothing really happens. Upset Rodney drinks himself into a state when she does not return by dark. She didn't like how Rodney was talking up girls on the beach and storms off to her doom by going to the beach. Apparently this is the main selling point of the film because it is repeated. Now everyone thinks she is crazy but sea monsters are real.īald boat guy and Tonya are killed but not before we get repeated up skirt shots of Tonya's ass. When we finally get back to Rupert he talks to Tess about she and her boyfriend being attacked and how she is the only one to survive.
The film turns into a bit of a music video for a while while the Rip Tides play. Except Rupert that is and now he has a lead on his story. Tess yells and tries to warn the girls dancing in front of a green scree, er I mean on the beach, about the monster but no one listens. Everyone is down at the local beach party where The Rip Tides are performing. At the same time Rupert is getting no help from the locals in gathering information for his story.
It happens early enough in the film that you think there might be something to make this a horror movie but alas it is the high water mark and everything that comes after it leave us marooned in moronic silliness.Įrin Brown (Misty Mundae in movies where she undresses) plays Tess Gardner, a local who knows something is going on and may be having premonitions or at least dreams about the creatures. Running into Duke ( Ken Van Sant), the iron pumping comic relief who really serves only that purpose until the end of the movie.īodies start to pile up or drift into the ocean, in the scariest scene a lone swimmer Amanda Kerr is dragged beneath the waves. When the group arrives the people dying really starts to pick up Johnson the Fisherman is driven from his cottage by his nagging wife and heads down to the beach to cast a rod. Rupert is the nerd wanting to score a story and Tonya is Rodney's hot girlfriend happy and playful glad for the time at the ocean. The Rodney character is the most ridiculous of the group with his YO-yo-yo hip hop attitude and West Virginia basketball uniform he is a marvel to behold. Leslie may be better known for her parts in Terror at Tate Manor, MILF and Honey 3, Seduced by a Cougar 6 and Women's Extreme Wrestling: Big Pimpin Booty Kicks Butt but does an adequate job of being bloodied here. Right from the beginning scene when shower woman Leslie Culton is killed we know the score. The makers of the film the brothers John Polonia and Mark Polonia leave nothing to be discovered as they show the Monsters early and increasingly during the film. He quickly and with only hear say believes something lurks beneath the waves. Rupert Pine ( Dave Fife) and his friends Rodney Spinner ( Brice Kennedy) and Tonya Smith( The very lovely Erika Smith) rent a cabin by the ocean so that Rupert can investigate mysterious disappearances in the area. Still I watch and laugh and enjoy, What is wrong with me? What kind of early life attention was I lacking that made me stunted enough to like films like these? This film a parody like take off of maybe Creature from the Haunted Sea, or Humanoids from the Deep is not quite a fresh take. The monsters are silly suits with some truly low budget effects thrown in. The characters are horrible exaggerations of beings without connection to anything in real life. Super low budget total plays on films of the past. Splatter Beach (2007) - Okay I have a confession to make, I take perverse pleasure in films like this.